Quick Teacher Jokes

Reasons Why Dogs Do Not Use Computers!

10. to op OHQ05 rxd6TTO /6T Y#} P3E2Wq/g (It is too hard to type with paws)

9. Sit and stay were hard enough. Delete and save is out of the question!

8. Saliva coated floppy disks refuse to work.

7. Carpal paw syndrome.

6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead giveaway he's been browsing.

5. Fire hydrant icon is frustrating.

4. Can't help attacking screen when he hears, "You've Got Mail".

3. Too messy to mark every website he visits.

2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

1. Cannot stick his head out of WINDOWS 7.