Quick Teacher Jokes

The following are only learned from college

1. Quarters are like gold.
2. Make sure your alarm clock has back-up batteries.
3. Duct tape heals all wounds. (If not, scotch or masking tape will suffice for awhile.)
4. Going to the mailbox is an ego booster.
5. Your bill in the bookstore will almost equal tuition.
6. E-mail becomes your second language.
7. Ten-page papers used to sound impossible, now they're a Godsend.
8. Professors are like celebrities: you see them, but they never see you.
9. Care packages rank up there with birthdays.
10. Anything that is free tastes better.