Quick Teacher Jokes

Coffee for Grandmother

Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee.

She tasted what was the worst cup of coffee in her life, but because it had been made with love, she did not let on.

When she finally finished her coffee she noticed that there were three of those little green army men in the cup.

She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"

Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV - 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"