Quick Teacher Jokes

The Birth Certificate

Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up with my drivers license and birth certificate.

The clerk looked at my drivers license and copied down some information. She then picked up my birth certificate and gave it a long look.

"Is anything wrong?" I asked.

"Yes," she said. "I can't find the expiration date."